I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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