I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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