I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
