i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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