Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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