I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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