you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This house was built for laser tag.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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