No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize