I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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