she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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