And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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