she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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