i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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