he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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