i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dick very happy bro
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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