haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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