I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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