this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i love accidental penises.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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