How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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