Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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