Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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