grandma shit on top of the toilet
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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