I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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