well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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