is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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