please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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