I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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