Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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