she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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