i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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