it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
