I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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