so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
is that a dick in a sweater?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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