that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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