When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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