He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Randomize
