my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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