we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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