before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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