Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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