I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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