I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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