I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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