these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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