We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
