sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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