i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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