I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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