Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Randomize
