just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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