He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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