your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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