are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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