Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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