Midget sex pt 2 tonight
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
