I wanna passion pit in your ass
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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