wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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