Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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