And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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