Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think my vagina is haunted
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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