im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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