For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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