drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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