Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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