My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Pooping to opera.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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